Why People Want to Remain In Prison Forever

There was this study that focused on chronic lawbreakers. Prisoners, once they have served their sentence, intentionally break laws just to get back to prison. Now I know why...

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In Prison: You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
At Work: You spend most of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

In Prison: You get time off for good behavior.
At Work: You get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK.

In Prison: A guard locks and unlocks the doors for you.
At Work: You must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors yourself.

In Prison: You can watch TV and play games.
At Work: You get fired for watching TV and playing games.

In Prison: All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all.
At Work: You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners. -- dammit, this is so unfair!

In Prison: You spend most of your life looking through the bars from the inside wanting to get out.
At Work: You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.