Top 10 Reasons Why There Can Never Be a FilAm US President

TOP 10 REASONS WHY THERE COULDN'T BE A FILIPINO-AMERICAN US PRESIDENT

10. White House is not big enough for in-laws and extended relatives.

9. Not enough parking spaces at White House for 2 Honda Civics, Toyota Celica, 1985 Mercedes Benz Diesel, BMW ( Big Mean Wife) and MPV (My Pinoy Van).

8. Dignitaries are generally intimidated by eating with fingers at state dinners.

7. Too many dining rooms in the White House - where will they hang the Last Supper painting?

6. White House walls not big enough to hold giant wooden spoon and fork.

5. Secret service staff won't respond to "psssst, psssst".

4. Secret service staff are uncomfortable driving presidential car with rosary hanging on the rear view mirror or the statuette of Santo Nino on the dashboard.

3. No budget allocation to purchase karaoke machines on every White House room.

2. State dinners do not allow "Take Home".

AND THE NUMBER 1 REASON :

1. AIR FORCE ONE does not allow overweight balikbayan boxes !!!

*Note: Thanks to Sarah! :)